Happy Endings
Alternative Funeral Celebrant Perth
Everyone sounds like a fucking saint at their funeral. Most of them weren't...
You just lost someone you love. Now you're sitting in a funeral home looking at brochures that all sound the same.
Generic wording. Standard ceremonies. Safe speeches that could be about literally anyone.
But your person wasn't just anyone.
Maybe they were a bogan with a heart of gold. Maybe they swore like a sailor and told it like it was. Maybe they were hilarious and rough around the edges and would absolutely not want people standing around being polite and sad at their funeral.
They'd want the truth.
You deserve a funeral that actually honours them.
LET"S GIVE YOUR LOVED ON THE HAPPY ENDING THEY DESERVE.
What Happy Endings Actually Are...
I put the fun in funeral.
I create Perth funeral, memorial, living wake and celebration of life services that are honest, engaging, and memorable.
Unflinching stories. Laughter. Maybe some swearing. Definitely not boring. Because funerals should be as real as the person you're honouring.
People live on in how they're remembered. If someone lived authentically - weird, crude, hilarious, imperfect - then sanitising them at their celebration of life erases who they actually were.
Death isn't fun.
... but funerals can be.
Frequently Asked Questions
That's What They Said
Magnificent
It’s hard to say that a funeral was magnificent, but it bloody was. From start to finish you felt like Sean was actually there watching over us, having a good laugh and telling us all to f*ck off.
The send off he wanted & needed
You gave my beautiful bogan of a dad the send off he wanted and needed. You made us smile, laugh, cry, and that’s exactly what he wanted.
Best funeral ever
Best funeral ever for my beautiful husband. Thank you so much, Ash, for nailing it you f*cking legend. That c*nt deserved the best.
Let's Talk
A send off that actually honours who they were IS, in fact, a matter of life or death.
Whether you're navigating loss now or planning ahead for yourself or someone you love, let's create a celebration of life that actually celebrates the life lived.
Get in touch and I'll let you know if I’m available + send you a customised quote.