
Let me guess, you weapons
โ Are the DEFINITION of quirky, weird (a bit fkd in the head tbh), and live life on your own terms
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โ Want a ceremony that reflects your warped-arse relationship and is as engaging as it is memorable
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โ During which you can let your... unique... personalities shine, and your freak flags fly
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Basically, you want to kick off your marriage with more a BANG than that time you walked in on your parents ๐ฅ
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โ Not "endure" the lame, generic formality at the start before getting slizzered
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How?
By being sweet fuck all like anything you've ever seen or heard before
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aka "The best ceremony I've ever seen"
- your guests, probably
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๐ฅ I spill your story in a way that’s more spicy marg than milky tea
๐ซต But to do this, I need YOU to spill the tea about your relo
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... challenge accepted?
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Once you're done flicking your bean, flick me an enquiry and I'll get in and around your box with my availability + more info


Off ya tits?
No shit bits.
"I do" playful, MEMORABLE
hoedowns for
mad c*nts

CEREMONY & MC
THE FULL LOAD
You mad dogs have planned your reception tighter than a nun's... money habits
And your mind automatically went to your charming m8 Shauno to be the MC
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I meannn, Shauno IS a gas, but is he a pro that will make sure your vendors and VIP's are all present and accounted for before launching into key moments?
If the mains are delayed, will he think on his feet & shuffle shit so there isn't a domino effect on the rest of the night?
If the answer is "Mmm, maybe not aye" - that's where I c*m in
I'm all yours baby,
from the foreplay through to the climax ๐ฅ
Not only will I start the party - I will finish you off
Give your wedding a... happy ending
First I will master your ceremony, then be your MASTER OF CEREMONIES ๐ค
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That's What They Said
MONA & LUKE
The best decision we made for our entire wedding
"Ash created such a fun and cheeky ceremony, full of laughter and terrible jokes. We had a great time, many of our friends complimented on how funny the ceremony was. Ash was so supportive the whole way, truly helps the experience having such a great support and truly fun celebrant. Thank you again."
ERIK SANDSTROM PHOTOGRAPHY
She's different from the rest
"Ashlee is one the best celebrants in Perth. I'd recommend Ash to any couple. She's different from the rest, she will have your family and friends laughing uncontrollably - which is great for your photos!"
SARAH & RYAN
The best in the biz, no question
"I don’t think anyone else could have pulled off what you did and we want to make sure you know how TRULY grateful we are to you. We can’t rate or recommend you highly enough Ash. From your outstanding professionalism, writing the PERFECT ceremony that perfectly encapsulated our relationship and us as a couple to your unique skill of bringing together the most heartfelt moments with perfectly timed use of the C-Bomb!"
Wanna slide into my box?
Whether you're ready to hit a home run, or perhaps play hard to get to see if we're a tight fit, I'm DTFollow up with you. Drop your deets below and I'll get aroused back to you ASAP to take this to the next base.